What Not To Get A Loved One For Christmas

I came by a new survey of what NOT to buy someone for Christmas and I'm concerned of the 5 I actually want 2...

1.)  A copy of "Fifty Shades of Grey"- I've been wanting to read it!

2.)  A DVD of Olympics highlights- Who the heck even knew this existed?

3.)  A weight loss DVD- If you want a punch in the face in return, sure!

4.)  A jumpsuit or adult onesie- Guilty.

5.)  A Christmas sweater- Just no. Who wants a sweater to wear on Christmas FOR Christmas? What are you gonna throw that sucker on outta the box?

Please save yourself and DO NOT purchase these!