Dude. You partied a little hard, or something, during a bowl game and got outed on national tv. You have a couple of options here - either get thicker skin, stop playing sports, or get a sense of humor! Glad you enjoyed your stay in El Paso!
If you got a gift card for Christmas, don't forget to spend it! You'd be surprised how many gift cards go unused, and that just leaves free money on the table. Oh, and I bet you have a hunch which gender is best at gift-card spending.
This time next week if the scale reads two pounds higher than normal, you're right there with the rest of humanity. That's the average weight gain during the holidays, but the truly surprising thing is how long it takes to get rid of it!