Massachusetts City Employee Caught Stealing Toilet Paper By Hiding Rolls Between His Buttocks: David Pinkham of Lawrence, Massachusetts was busted for stealing toilet paper late last week. An employee at Lawrence City Hall, David was caught on a security camera walking out of City Hall with around 20 rolls of toilet paper.

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And police later found out that wasn’t the only toilet paper he was carrying. According to their report, when Pinkham was questioned he admitted he'd been stealing toilet paper, and then, quote, "pulled six tightly-folded toilet paper rolls from his buttocks and groin area." He's been charged with larceny over $250.

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