Now that Farrah Abraham has a bestselling sex tape, it's high time she looked the part (well, looked the part even more). So last month, she had herself retrofitted with a new pair of boobs to replace the old-new boobs she bought a while back. But since these are way better, maybe she won't be so ignored at porn conventions.

Farrah underwent surgery to swap out her lousy old C-cup saline implants (left, above) with some shiny new silicone D-cup ones. She's had a nose job and a chin implant done before, so her total plastic surgery costs to date are roughly $30,000.

Despite having all that work done already, the 22-year-old doesn't think it's too much. "If someone wants to walk around with bags under their eyes, that’s fine," Farrah told InTouch (via Radar). "But personally, I want to look my best. And I’m looking amazing.”

She also says she doesn't want to look like a porn star -- despite, you know, being one --  saying, “I would not get boob implants that were porn-star status. I’m realistic about keeping myself looking natural.”

And while we concur that the new girls look infinitely more natural than the old bolt-ons, she doesn't exactly give off a pristine vibe. She claims that no one who meets her thinks she's had work done, but unless they're saying so, seems we can add mind reading to her varied list of skills (backdoor or otherwise).

But worst of all is that Farrah is still single. “It’s sad, because I don’t have a boyfriend,” she says. “Obviously, I look good. And when I see a hot guy and he’s dating an ugly girl, I’m like, ‘Damn, all that goodness is going to waste.’”

As for her own "goodness," she laments, “[It's] going to waste because I don’t have anyone to spend it with.”

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