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Courtney Stodden Got Some New and Utterly Unnecessary Boobs [VIDEO]
Courtney Stodden has always looked somewhat, uh, enhanced. So much so that she once took lie detector tests to prove she'd never gone under the knife before. But finally, Courtney Stodden has opted for breast augmentation -- just as Nostradamus predicted she would.
Rihanna Smacked a Grabby Fan With Her Microphone In England [VIDEO]
It seemed some of that Chris Brown aggression may have rubbed off on Rihanna on Sunday, June 16, when she whacked a fan with her mic mid-song during a concert.
Justin Bieber Investigated for Hit and Run [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber can't seem to break away from car trouble. The pop star was investigated last night for allegedly hitting a photog and driving away -- but has now been cleared of any wrongdoing.
Farrah Abraham Got Some New Boobs [PHOTOS]
Now that Farrah Abraham has a bestselling sex tape, it's high time she looked the part (well, looked the part even more). So last month, she had herself retrofitted with a new pair of boobs to replace the old-new boobs she bought a while back. But since these are way better, maybe she won't be so ignored at porn conventions.
Russell Crowe, Paris Hilton, Kelly Clarkson + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 7) celebrities lost pets, sought pastries, met other celebrities, learned to tweet and got their Vine on.
Amanda Bynes Punted from a Plane After Trying to Sub Out a Google Vanity Search for Actual ID
Professional hot mess Amanda Bynes was denied access to a private jet over the weekend after trying to use a Google vanity search in lieu of government-issued ID.
Robert Downey Jr. Surprises a Bunch of Kids at an ‘Iron Man 3′ Charity Screening [VIDEO]
A group of children who helped out in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy got a special surprise during an advanced 'Iron Man 3' screening on Monday, April 29, when star Robert Downey Jr. showed up to thank them for their hard work.
Country Star Billy Currington Indicted for Terroristic Threats + Elder Abuse
Country music star Billy Currington was indicted in Chatham County, Ga. this afternoon (April 24) on charges of making terroristic threats and "abuse of an elderly person," which is pretty much the worst kind of abuse ever.
Watching Amanda Bynes Get Ready to Go Out Is Like Looking Into the Ark of the Covenant [VIDEO]
The last time we joined Amanda Bynes, she was threatening to sue everyone on Earth for using unflattering photos of her. She was also calling Perez Hilton a fatty, because maturity. Now, she's posted a video of herself getting herself ready for a long night of twerking. And it's just as terrifying as you'd imagine.
Aubrey Plaza Punted From MTV Movie Awards After Pulling a Kanye on Will Ferrell [VIDEO]
Things got a little weird last night (April 14) at the MTV Movie Awards, when 'Parks and Recreation' star Aubrey Plaza channeled her inner Kanye West on Will Ferrell.
And For Amanda Bynes’ Next Trick, She’ll Sue Us Weekly + Perez Hilton [PHOTOS]
It's been an eventful couple of weeks for Amanda Bynes. Her privates were nearly murdered and she might be getting pudgy, so it only makes sense that she's under a little stress. Now she's threatening to sue gossip bloggers on, uh, some legal ground she hasn't thought of yet.
That Time ‘Today’ Host Hoda Kotb Told the World She Has a Landing Strip [VIDEO]
When Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, hosts of the boozy fourth hour of 'Today,' covered a story on female grooming etiquette Friday morning, it all seemed innocent enough. But the wine-fueled conversation lead Kotb to make a rather revealing confession: She has a "landing strip."