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ARE SCAR JO AND PENN TOGETHER AGAIN!!!: Breakup? What breakup? When we last left SCARLETT JOHANSSON and SEAN PENN "People" magazine was declaring the romance over. Done. Kaput.

CELEBRITY SPLITSVILLE; ASHLEE SIMPSON: The New York Times’ Page Six is reporting Pappa Joe Simpson tried to time the news of AHSLEE SIMPSON'S divorce from PETE WENTZ to coincide with LINDSAY LOHAN'S court appearance, hoping it’d get lost in the shuffle.

WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???:  Best known for her co-starring roles in "Cruel Intentions" and "Legally Blonde", she'll soon take on the role of mom in real life

CHRISTINA'S ANTHEM FAIL: Even though CHRISTINA AGUILERA had a couple of weeks to practice singing the National Anthem, she still managed to muck it up

IS GYLLENSWIFT BACK ON???!!!: TAYLOR SWIFT and JAKE GYLLENHAAL, whose fling may or may not have ended last month, reunited earlier this week for a meal at a Nashville restaurant.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN PREGNANT ... AGAIN: KHLOE KARDASHIAN pregnancy rumors are making the rounds again today. This time via the not-always-reliable "New York Post", which quotes a source offering this observation as proof:

WEEKEND REVIEW: 1.) Four years and two children later, JOEL MADDEN finally made an honest woman out of NICOLE RICHIE. The couple made THE BIG MISTAKE over the weekend in a small yet lavish ceremony at the Beverly Hills home of LIONEL RICHIE.

WTW???!!!: KIM KARDASHIAN is dead.

SNAPSHOT: PARIS HILTON - out shopping with her mom and sister Saturday - makes a good case for why leggings should not be worn in lieu of pants

THE MOM OF MADONNA'S NEW BOY TOY NOT DOWN WITH HER: We heard recently that MADONNA was dating a French model-slash-dancer named Brahim Zaibat. He's 24 years old. Madonna is 52. That's a difference of 28 years. But here's an even more impressive number