Dirt: Is Khloe Kardashian Trying To Hide Her Candy Coatedness or Her Baby Bump??? & Why Scarlett Johansson Is “Devastated”

KHLOE KARDASHIAN PREGNANT ... AGAIN: KHLOE KARDASHIAN pregnancy rumors are making the rounds again today. This time via the not-always-reliable "New York Post", which quotes a source offering this observation as proof: "(Khloe's) been hiding a tell-tale bump behind flowing dresses and over sized handbags."

No offense, but that's also what we fat people do. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Although Khloe and husband LAMAR ODOM have made it clear in the past they're not doing anything to prevent getting pregnant, there is no official word from either one of them.

Sister Kourtney, however, scoffs at the report, telling "People" magazine, "She's pregnant like every other week." Kim wouldn't address the subject directly either jokingly asking instead, "What I want to know is what constitutes a 'baby bump?' "

Speaking of Kim K ... Check out this pic of her taken yesterday ...

Did her badunk somehow get bigger???!!! I mean, the junk in her trunk already defies numerous natural laws of gravity and physics,  so is it even possible???!!!

SNAPSHOT: PINK not even trying to hide her baby bump ...

SCARLETT "DEVASTATED" BY RYAN'S

FRIENDSHIP WITH SANDRA: SCARLETT JOHANSSON is said to be "devastated" that her soon-to-be-ex, RYAN REYNOLDS, has been spending lots of time with SANDRA BULLOCK.

According to an E! Online source, "This is very awkward for Scarlett. She too thinks of Sandy as a friend and hates the thought that Sandy is on Team Ryan after the breakup -- that is if she isn't already his girlfriend."

Meanwhile ...RadarOnline is convinced they ARE indeed boyfriend/girlfriend. Their source says Sandra and Ryan have been making top-secret getaways to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. The two, says their source, "are very much dating, and trying to keep a low profile."

EVA GETS RID OF PARKER TATT:It appears EVA LONGORIA is in the process of not just getting rid of TONY PARKER, but her PARKER related ink as well. Eva used to have her wedding date tattooed on her right wrist, but from the looks of this recent pic she's in the process of getting it lasered ...

NOW THAT THEY'RE OVER, WILL TAYLOR SWIFT BE DISSING JAKE GYLLENHAAL IN SONG???:Like you, as soon as I heard TAYLOR SWIFT and JAKE GYLLENHAAL had broken up, I started looking forward to the diss song Taylor would eventually write. So imagine my disappointment when I read on the gossip site ShowBizSpy that Taylor promised Jake "nothing from their relationship is going to end up in a song."

The source goes on to say Taylor's, quote, "grown up a lot in the last year and understands that some things are not for her fans." Since this is from an unnamed source, there's no way to know for sure that Taylor even made such a pledge. So there's still hope.

WHO DAT???:Who dat in the mismatched bikini about to go canoeing with ALEX RODRIGUEZ yesterday in Hawaii??? ...

Scroll down to the end for the answer.

SHOWBIZ QUICKIES: 1.)OWEN WILSON is going to be a daddy.

The 42-year-old actor and his girlfriend are expecting their first child "any day now", according to his rep. Despite the imminent arrival, they have no plans to get married yet.

2.)SHAKIRA revealed on her blog yesterday that she broke up with her investor banker boyfriend of 11years last summer. According to an unnamed source that is evidently privy to such things,"they had been together a long time and realized they were more friends and business partners than lovers."

3.) KATE GOSSELIN wants a judge to find Jon in contempt of court for allegedly violating an order prohibiting either of them from talking about their custody case. She claims he's been selling information about the legal proceedings and tweeting about the judge's decisions. A hearing is set for later this month.

WHO DAT???:So do you know Who Dat in the mismatched bikini about to go canoeing with ALEX RODRIGUEZ yesterday in Hawaii??? ...

It's none other than CAMERON DIAZ. She and Alex are off on their latest tropical vacation together.