These are some sweet spots around El Paso for a "couple's" summer vacation.

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Everyone in a relationship needs to get away sometimes (I've heard), so here are some Airbnbs around El Paso perfect for a hot weather getaway with your mist(e)ress/ significant other.

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1. Crystal Mountain One

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It is cozy, remote, and ideal for romance.

"Crystal Mountain One on Terlingua Ranch is the ideal home base for your visit to the Big Bend Region.

Relax inside or outside. Lots of space, large windows, covered decks, a large stone patio, and 65 private acres provide many hanging-out options.

Relax around the campfire with a refreshing beverage, maybe even sausage on a stick or some s’mores."

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2. Villa Corazon heart of El Paso

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This one, low-key, looks like one of my aunt's houses.

"A quaint 1925 adobe family home in the Highland Park neighborhood.

Villa Corazon is furnished with everything you may need for a perfect and relaxing stay,  including new refrigeration AC and a new kitchen.

The front porch is ideal for an excellent coffee or tea, or just to enjoy a meal “al fresco,” or you can watch the famous El Paso Star from the patio."

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3. Sierra Sky

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Gaze at nature all around you; nothing gets someone in the mood for some tender love care more than a hot tub/jacuzzi / rose-scented candles.

"Secluded with excellent mountain charm, Sierra Sky is the perfect home base during your Alto vacation.

When you enter this cabin, you will notice the high ceilings and amazing views, rustic paint details, and gorgeous décor.

Situated around the fireplace, a sofa, love seat, and two chairs are available to provide the perfect spot for you and your guests to kick back and relax after a day full of adventures!"

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4. The Canyon Casita

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Get comfortable in this quaint secluded locale with your partner in cringe; I mean crime.

"The Canyon Casita is located 10 miles west of downtown Alpine.

Our newly renovated casita offers a quiet and comfortable space to enjoy all that the high desert provides - immersive mountain views, dark skies, brilliant sunrises and sunsets, wildlife, and the gentle sounds of nature."

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5. Ruidoso House

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A full kitchen means finding their heart through their stomach won't be a problem. Cholesterol, sure. But love, Nah.

"Embark on a Ruidoso retreat and stay at this 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom vacation rental house where comfortable amenities await your arrival for a relaxing home-away-from-home experience.

There’s so much to do, like going for leisure walks or challenging hikes through Lincoln National Forest, shredding the slopes of Ski Apache, and taking a day trip to White Sands National Park or Carlsbad Caverns National Park.

Take solace back at the property on the deck or in the living room to relax and unwind."

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I hope everyone has a fun summer and that no single person ever rents one of these houses for themselves.

Please, for the love of God, don't do it.

There's still some more living left for you to do inside you.

I promise, people, love you, maybe, and would hate to see it end this way.

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