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This guy may be a fugitive from the law, but he's clearly a prisoner of vanity. (Hi-Yo! See what I did there?)

These mugshots will probably be going into the Mugshot Hall of Fame.

Everyone always wants extras when they buy a car, but that usually means a sun roof or heated seats, not a door full of marijuana.

'In Dog We Trust' soils sheriff's office rugs.http://t.co/MHmerNuNQd pic.twitter.com/TJlzS24eyw — Andreas Preuss (@AndreasCNN) January 15, 2015 'In God We Trust' is a common motto. You can find it on your money, but a Florida sheriff's office would rather put their trust in Dog!

A 34-year-old man walked into a grocery store in Cambridge, England and informed the staff he was robbing the place, and then threatened to kill them if they didn't give up the money. And to show them just how serious he was, he whipped out his gun. Well, sort of.

A mug shot of a guy busted on a felony weapons charge has gone viral because women on the Internet are going nuts over how ridiculously good looking he is.

Social media is the wild wild west, but the sheriff in town wants to tame it.  El Paso Sheriff Richard Wiles wants to buy software that will allow the EPSO to monitor social media to find people who are committing crimes. So, is this an invasion of privacy or law enforcement in the digital age?

A little over 20 years ago, some 6-year-old kid sent a letter to MR. ROGERS, asking if he could come visit him at his house. Well let's just say it wasn't a great day to be his neighbor.

NOW HERE'S HOW YOU PULL OFF A MUGSHOT. OR 30 ... An Orlando, Florida, woman who is serving a 90-day weekend sentence on aggravated-battery and child abuse charges, and has to have a mug shot taken every time, has decided to get dressed up every Friday when she turns herself into police.

MAN WANTS TO REPO BOOBIES ... A man in Germany who paid for his girlfriend's breast implants wants to have them REPOSSESSED now that she’s dumped him.

IS BRISTOL PALIN'S DANCING THAT BAD??? ... Is BRISTOL PALIN’S dancing SO BAD it makes you want to KILL YOURSELF? For 66-year-old Steven Cowan of Town of Vermont, Wisconsin, the answer is a resounding YES.

REAL (WO)MAN OF GENIUS ... 43-year-old Bonnie Usher of Hooksett, New Hampshire, BADLY botched her attempt to rob a drug store.