A 34-year-old man walked into a grocery store in Cambridge, England and informed the staff he was robbing the place, and then threatened to kill them if they didn't give up the money. And to show them just how serious he was, he whipped out his gun. Well, sort of. What he actually whipped out was a picture of a gun.

Of course, the threat of a nasty paper cut wasn’t quite as intimidating as being shot, so while some of the employees stalled, another called the cops. The would-be robber was arrested for "making threats to kill."