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AS HEARD ON MIKE AND TRICIA MORNINGS: Are you a doormat? Oprah's website consulted a life coach who put together this checklist to determine where you rank on the doormat scale. Answer true or false to the following statements

MIKE'S FRIDAY MORNING MONOLOGUE (5/27/11):Mike's end of the week stab at being a late night TV comedian. This week, Mike brings the snark hammer down on Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah's finale, Kirstie's weight loss, and more

OH-EM-GEE!!! KIM KARDASHIAN IS ENGAGED!!!: KIM KARDASHIAN and her baller boyfriend, New Jersey Nets forward KRIS HUMPHRIES, are ENGAGED!!!

Talk show host Oprah Winfrey suffers from "Chiclephobia". It is the fear of chewing gum!!!

BABY NEWS:"Us Weekly" is reporting PENELOPE CRUZ had her baby yesterday. Spain's "Hola!" magazine is reporting she had a baby boy, but no word yet on a name.

VAULT OF COMEDY/GOOF SONG: Rick Springfield once wished he had Jessie's Girl. We wish Oprah was our half sister

THE VAULT OF COMEDY: Oprah revealed  on her show that she has a half-sister she recently found out about. Now it's your chance to cash in on the Oprah gravy train with this Home Test Kit offer

DID GEORGE CLOONEY DISS HIS GIRL???!!!:When GEORGE CLOONEY did an interview on CNN last Friday, he made it clear to the world that he doesn't want to get married again ... something he could've mentioned to his longtime girlfriend, Elisabetta!!!

SCARLETT JOHANSSON, RYAN REYNOLDS CALL IT QUITS: After less than 2 years of wedded bliss, "GQ's Babe of the Year", SCARLETT JOHANSSON, and "People's Sexiest Man Alive", RYAN REYNOLDS ,are getting divorced.

XXXTINA PHOTOS LEAKED: CHRISTINA AGUILERA is the latest to have her half-nakedness digitally shared with the world, thanks to the ever reliable computer hacker

MORE BRITNEY B.S.: RadarOnline has posted more audio of the supposed conversation between Britney and ex-husband, Jason Alexander.

WTW!!!??? AN EVA LONGORIA CHEATING SCANDAL???!!!: Yesterday, TMZ "reported" TONY PARKER had filed for divorce from EVA LONGORIA. Reps for both Tony and Eva say no papers were filed with Tony's rep adding that Tony doesn't even have a divorce lawyer. HOWEVER . . .