MORE BRITNEY B.S.: RadarOnline has posted more audio of the supposed conversation between Britney and ex-husband, Jason Alexander. Here's "Britney" talking about putting a hit on someone, and smoking pot ...

SNAPSHOT: BRITNEY SPEARS and boyfriend Jason Trawick in Mexico over the weekend ...
The couple was there celebrating Britney's 29th birthday.

CHELSEA HANDLER vs ANGELINA JOLIE!!!WHO YOU GOT???: IT'S ON between CHELSEA HANDLER and ANGELINA JOLIE!!! During a standup gig Friday night, Chelsea SERIOUSLY went off on Angelina, calling her the C-Word, the B-Word, and then making fun of Maddox.

Might it have to do with the fact that Chelsea and JENNIFER ANISTON have reportedly become buddies lately? Me thinks yes.

Here's video shot by someone in the audience. WARNING: may not be SFW. Liberal use of obsenities ...

SNAPSHOT: Brad, Angie, and the twins out for a stroll in NYC last night ... JOSH DUHAMEL IRONY: JOSH DUHAMEL was booted off a plane at New York's La Guardia Airport after refusing multiple times to turn off his BlackBerry.

One passenger said the Transformers star acted "very rude" and was even "taunting the attendant" who asked him three times to put away his cellphone. When the plane returned to the gate, officers boarded and then escorted Fergie's husband off the aircraft.

Ironically, the incident began because Josh was sending a text message about his flight being delayed. His rep told TMZ, "He's sorry."

(--SUPPOSEDLY one of the texts Josh sent read, quote, "Bitch stewardess wants me to turn my phone off. TRANSFORMERS, honey.") ???

SNAPSHOT: 50 year old KATHY GIFFIN on last night's "VH1 Divas Salute the Troops" ...
Kathy has never been regarded as much of a beauty, but put a bikini on that girl and everything changes.

And I mean that as a compliment. Sadly, this shot from behind proves there's only so much gravity surgery and exercise can defy ...
KARDASHIAN SISTERS LEAVE CONAN SPEECHLESS: It started with KOURTNEY telling CONAN on his show late last week that KIM is “horrified” by the stuff that comes out of her and sister KHLOE'S mouth on their E! T.V. show, and ended with Conan stammering "Wow, anyway..."
“Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate advice,” replied Kim. To which Khloe begged to differ saying, “Honestly, women need to know how to take care of their stuff." Kim then stressed to the audience that her sisters were just joking.

Kourtney then interjected, “People asked us, ‘What does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building. And people were like, ‘Why would you want a shiny vagina anyways?”

Conan was speechless ”I don’t know, uh…” he began. “Wow, anyway…”

IN DENIAL: BRISTOL PALIN is denying MARGARET CHO'S recent claim that her mom, SARAH PALIN, forced her to do "Dancing With the Stars".
Wrote Bristol on her Facebook page: "Let me be blunt: my mom did not 'force' me to go on DWTS. She did not ask me either. The show approached me. I thought about it. I made the decision."

She ended her rant with a good, old fashioned lesbian joke writing that if Cho understood conservative values she would, quote, "embrace us faster than kd Lang at an Indigo Girls concert."

SNAPSHOT: OPRAH WINFREY was one of the five people honored at last night’s 33rd Kennedy Centre Honors. Check out the serious cleavage she was sportin’ …
Thank goodness for the rainbow medal she was awarded and the few extra inches of coverage it provided, no? Any higher and she's be sportin' a couple of black eyes too.