Baby Shark Live! Is Coming to El Paso

If you haven’t been subjected to the "Baby Shark" song enough, the "Baby Shark Live!" tour coming to El Paso should take care of that.

The show, based on the dance video about a family of sharks that became a global phenomenon in 2017, will be in El Paso at the Abraham Chavez Theatre on April 9, 2020.

Parents who will do anything for their kids -- even if it means spending a night in hell on earth listening to the crazy catchy shark song in an auditorium full of rugrats -- should note that ticket prices range from $29.50 to $59.50 plus taxes and fees and are now available at Ticketmaster.com and the Plaza Theatre Box Office.

The “fully immersive” 90-minute event will consist of classic kid-friendly songs such as "Wheels on the Bus" and "Five Little Monkeys,” and of course the opportunity to “doo doo doo” and dance along to “Baby Shark.”

Here's an idea from your Uncle Mikey: make your preschooler sign a contract before you buy tickets that states he or she will have to re-pay you in chores when they're old enough. Stash it away, and bring it out when needed. Win, win.