Although for many this day is not a fun day, I thought maybe providing some tax related pick-up lines could help ease the pain and maybe, just maybe help you flirt your way out of taxes! (Jk you still have to pay, but it’s still worth a shot.)
Alright, kids, Easter egg hunts are canceled this year because egg prices are getting out of hand!!
The reason for these increases in egg prices is the bird flu which is killing millions of chickens.
Now, I can’t help with any of this but what I can help with is trying to take your mind off of these increasing egg prices with some egg-inspired pickup lines.