Stampedes have been known to destroy enormous swaths of land across the plains. Not this kind of stampede, though. This stampede is a baby-goat stampede, and all it destroys is sadness.
He’s been a baaaaaaaad, baaaad boy!
That is exactly what one goat from Kenya would have said to a judge last week if she would have been able to talk.
However, regardless of the communication gap between man and beast, prosecutors thought it was a good idea to bring a goat into court on Friday that they say was raped by the defendant, 28-year-old Katana Kitsao Gona...