Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
New Research Shows Incest Killed Off Neanderthals
Scientists say recent evidence suggests that it was likely the incestuous ways the Neanderthals that led to their extinction. A study published in the journal Nature shows the genetic structure of the parents of a female that lived 50,000-years ago are close enough to be considered brother and sister, first cousins or uncle and niece...
This Wild Drunken Santa Street Brawl Will Bring You Holiday Cheer [VIDEO] [NSFW]
With just about a week left until Christmas, we thought it was about time we get serious about spreading some much needed holiday cheer to our loyal lunatic patrons. And what a better way for us to relish in this joyous time of year than to show you a video of a full blown, knock-down-drag-out Santa fight.
New Research Shows People Could Live to Be 500-Years-Old
With the help of modern medicine, the average human lifespan has increased exponentially over the past few centuries, but now a group of mad scientists predict that a recent breakthrough could hold the answer to keeping humans alive a lot longer – for 500 years...
Satanic Group Proposes Child Friendly Shrine Outside State Capitol
Satanists have requested to build a shrine outside the Oklahoma state Capitol alongside a monument marking the Ten Commandments, and representatives for the Satanic organization say they are “optimistic” that it will be approved.
Goat Rapist Sentenced to 10-Years in Prison
He’s been a baaaaaaaad, baaaad boy! That is exactly what one goat from Kenya would have said to a judge last week if she would have been able to talk. However, regardless of the communication gap between man and beast, prosecutors thought it was a good idea to bring a goat into court on Friday that they say was raped by the defendant, 28-year-old Katana Kitsao Gona...
New Study Shows Girls With Big Booty’s Are Smarter and Healthier
Women with big rear ends are smarter and healthier than their boney butt counterparts, as a new study shows that all that pushin’ cushion actually protects against diabetes and heart disease, as well as promotes well-developed brain function.
Researchers Say Masturbation Could Save Your Life
Punchin’ the munchkin may have once been believed to cause blindness and insanity, but a new study suggests that masturbation may actually have a fistful of health benefits. According to researchers from the University of Sydney, wrestling the old bald headed champ is a fun way to ward off a variety of illness, including cystitis, diabetes and prostate cancer...
American Atheists Advertise “Nobody Needs Christ for Christmas”
A group known as the American Atheists recently purchased an animated billboard above New York City’s Time Square that reads “Nobody Needs Christ for Christmas.” Unlike other religions, instead of celebrating the birth of Christ, the 50-year outfit says the true meaning of Christmas is “family, friends, charity, food, music, gifts, snow, lights, decorations, stockings, fun, ice skating, Rockettes®
Women Regret Sleeping With Ugly Dudes
Women are overcome with guilt when it comes to the organ grinding rituals known as one night stands, while men are simply riddled with an overwhelming regret that they didn’t bone enough chicks in their life. According to a study from the University of Texas and the University of California, this type of regret is essential for the survival of the species and plays a large role in evolution... Rea
New Impotence Remedy Ads Portray Animals Having Sex With Women [PHOTOS]
The idea that a new impotence remedy has emerged from Thailand that makes an erection on Viagra look like a wet spaghetti noodle is no surprise to us. However, the fact that the company responsible for producing this boner concoction intends to market their product using a series of print ads depicting wild animals diddling naked women... well, we have to admit, that is a bit disturbing.
New Sandy Hook Video Game Allows Players to Become Adam Lanza
As much as it may be in bad taste, it should come as no surprise that some degenerate programmer has released a new video game that simulates a school massacre, specifically the incident at Sandy Hook.
Sex Positive: A Healthy Sexual Appetite Doesn’t Make You a Slut
For some, the thought of being “sex positive” may sound more like a counter culture of promiscuous flesh fiends infecting every willing partner with a vicious strain of Siamese jungle clap rather than what it actually is – just having a strong and positive outlook towards bumping uglies, knocking boots, beatin’ cheeks, doing the no-pants-dance, muff-humping, or just simply having sex...