Everybody on the Buzz Adams Morning Show was tasked with writing “predictions” for 2023.

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The predictions will be sealed and locked away until the end of the year. Then, we’ll see if anyone nailed it with any of their predictions.

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We were asked for three different predictions:

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1.) What’s something personal that you think will happen?

2.) What’s something LOCAL that you believe will come true?

3.) Finally, a wild card. Anything, local, national, or even of international import. Here’s what we have predicted.


MEGAN MCCORMICK:

  • In 2023, Buzz will finally get his name on a billboard.
  • Nico Adjemian will open a restaurant that will be a direct competitor of Chico’s: Nico’s Tacos.
  • Joanna Barba will become TikTok famous and will end up having more money than Buzz.
  • Packer’s running back Aaron Jones will open a gym in El Paso
  • After 10 years of arguments and lawsuits, a fire will wipe out Duranguito in downtown El Paso.
  • Aaron Rodgers retires from football, marries his Milwaukee Bucks girlfriend and STILL won’t talk to his own family.
  • Wheel of Fortune gets canceled. Pat Sajak says, “I’ll take an ‘f’ and a ‘u’, please”.

JOANNA BARBA:

  • Buzz will have at least two more “toxica” girlfriend’s during the calendar year.
  • Chuck DeBroder makes his triumphant turn to El Paso television.
  • Nick Cannon will get a vasectomy.
  • Scientists revise models and claim UNDER-population is the biggest global threat.

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NICO ADJEMIAN:

  • Nico will become a famous, headlining comedian in 2023.
  • Joanna will get a new cat.
  • Megan will get a new baby.
  • El Paso will finally get a Cheesecake Factory.
  • If not a Cheesecake Factory, maybe an HEB?
  • VH1 will bring back “Surreal Life”…with Kanye West as a housemate.

BUZZ ADAMS:

  • Megan McCormick will go as M3gan the robot doll for Halloween. Will sprain both ankles attempting the M3gan Dance.
  • El Paso City Council announces plans to build the downtown arena on the site of the current County Courthouse. The jail annex will be converted into a parking structure.
  • President Joe Biden makes it official: he will NOT seek another term citing previously unknown “health issues”.  A distraught Donald Trump, deprived of his chance for revenge, jumps from the top of a 40-foot-tall stack of classified documents. His fall is broken by a visiting Chris Christie.
  • Nico will shock everyone by being the FIRST to arrive for work one morning. When 6 am rolls around, he realizes he accidentally came in on a Saturday.
  • A law will be passed prohibiting Labron James from having ANYTHING to do with a reboot of any beloved Nineties comedy.

  • Leonardo DiCaprio will date his first 30-year-old woman!  He will describe the single date as “a once-in-a-lifetime, bucket list experience”.
  • One of the Property Brothers will come out as “non-binary”…but it won’t be the one you think.
  • A tragedy at King Charles’ coronation will result in Prince Harry, who wasn’t invited, being “King-Ralphed” to the British throne.
  • Finally, Elon Musk introduces a revolutionary new energy source he calls “Klear” that somehow ends up destroying the Mona Lisa.

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