Is Nicolas Cage A Vampire?

True Blood on HBO is my favorite thing on tv, but it's over for the season.  People say vampires aren't real, but I think a photo that was found recently of Nicolas Cage proves that theory wrong!

This photo is of Nic Cage in the Civil War!  I mean, who else looks like this?  The only thing that's wrong with this picture is the vampires on True Blood are much better looking.  I think Nic needs to feed to get his mojo back!

If you have a spare billion dollars, by the way, the photo can be yours!

Here's a closer up view....