Vampire Bill And Sookie Are Having A Baby!

Ok, not really - the characters aren't having a baby, but the actors who play them are!

We found out today on the Hollywood Dirt Report that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer - Sookie and Bill on HBO's 'True Blood' -  are going to have a baby!  I find Vampire Bill to be seriously sessy, and in this scene where he first meets Sookie, you can see why:

This is their first kiss!

Yow-ZAAAAAAAH!

In contrast, here is that sparkly vampire, Edward:

Yeah, whatever, Sparkle Boy!

This is Edward and Bella's first kiss:

No Yowza, just yaaaaawwwwwwnnnnn....

Sorry, Twi-hards, I'm a diehard 'True Blood' fan!