Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Arrested For Offering Sexual Favors In Exchange For Chicken McNuggets

31 year old Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles took begging to a new low last week allegedly offering to trade sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. Yes, they’re that good!

Burbank police say they received a call around 11:00 P.M last Wednesday about a woman standing by a McDonald's drive-thru, offering every driver sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. The police report did not state how many McNuggets Baseer wanted, but word is the favor she was offering was of the oral variety. She was cited and released for misdemeanor solicitation. I can’t even imagine what she would have done for a McRib!!

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