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Walmart Apologizes for ‘Fat Girl Costumes’ Section on its Website

I have to agree, I’m not sure labeling costumes for women with more to love as "Fat Girl Costumes" is the best approach either.

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President Obama’s Coffee Cup Salute – Disrespectful or No Big Deal?

Yesterday, while stepping off Marine One for his visit to the U.N., President Obama saluted the Marines on either side with a coffee cup in his hand.

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Horny Granny Uses 911 to Proposition Responding Officer

A Florida woman was arrested for misusing 911 after she called to complain that the cop wouldn’t have sex with her. 58 year old Maria Montenez-Colon first called about a family argument over who owned her late husband's Corvette.

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Domestic Violence Situation Turns Out to Be Pig Orgy

Police responding to reports of screaming coming from a home in Maine didn't find a victim of domestic violence as they feared. Instead, they found an amorous pig.

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You’ll Never Guess Why Man Claims He Had Sex with Sheep

Back in September, 61-year-old Paul Lovell of London, England was caught doing unspeakable things with a sheep. Well, he’s on trial now, and before you get all judge-y about his preference in partners, Lovell revealed a perfectly good reason for getting all smoove up with livestock.

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Man Kills His Stepfather with Atomic Wedgie

An Oklahoma man is being charged with killing his step-father by giving him an "atomic wedgie." If you've ever been on the receiving end of one, you know they're not pleasant but who would’ve ever thought one could kill you?!

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Man Jumps to His Death to Escape Shoe Shopping with Girlfriend

Have you ever been so fed up with shopping that you just want to jump over a 7-story railing? Me neither, but that’s exactly what a man in China did after his girlfriend insisted on going to one more store.

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World’s Dumbest Criminal Commits a Dozen Burglaries While Wearing Police-Issued GPS

A Colorado man sits in jail today after he decided to celebrate his release from custody by going on a robbery spree – while wearing an ankle bracelet designed to track his every move. Oh, it gets better.

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Credit Card Thieves Spend Big Bucks at Carls Jr., Busted After Posting Instagram Photo of Food

I know Instragramming photos of food is a thing, but if you’ve stolen a credit card, it’s probably not the best idea to post a picture of your illegal purchases. Four people in Northern California recently learned that lesson after breaking into several cars and stealing a charge card from one of them.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Calls 911 because His Girlfriend ‘Believes She Does No Wrong’

People have called 911 for some pretty silly reasons, but I’m willing to bet this is the first time someone called the emergency number because his girlfriend was being too self-absorbed.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Goes Back into Burning House to Rescue His Beer

I guarantee as much as you may love beer you don't love it as much as this guy.

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Mike’s the Stupid News – Bank Robber Searched Internet for ‘How-to’ Tips Before Robbing Bank

Here’s a tip for any future bank robbers reading this; if you’re going to rob a bank, for gosh sakes don’t Google “If you’re going to rob a bank.”

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