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Jewelry for Your Cat’s Butt? Yes, It’s Really a Thing

If you’re one of those people who hate staring right into their cat's nasty place when it walks around with its tail up, know that it doesn’t have to be that way.

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Boyfriend Busted in Drag Taking Exam for Nervous Girlfriend

Love sure makes you do dumb things.

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Police Catch Convenience Store Thief by following Trail of Nacho Cheese

Most people generally don’t make the best decisions after a night of heavy drinking. This guy is another example of that.

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Chihuahua Woman Arrested at Santa Teresa Port of Entry With Meth Hidden in Her Bra

Now this is what I call a bust.

Customs and Border Protection agents at the Santa Teresa port of entry caught a woman allegedly trying to smuggle methamphetamine into the United States by hiding it in her bra.

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Suspect Snoozes During Mugshot

There's drunk, and there's falling-asleep-during-your-DWI-mugshot-drunk!

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Chihuahua Resident Survives Getting Stabbed in the Face with Scissors [PHOTOS]

A 32-year-old man from the city of Chihuahua in Chihuahua, Mexico was stabbed in the head with a pair of scissors by a fellow bar patron who he apparently rubbed the wrong way.

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Drunk Guy Arrested for Making Sweet Love to Mailbox

I admit I've gotten my drink on a time or two, but never have my beer goggles resulted in me wanting to do the sexy time with an inanimate object. That can't be said of 45-year-old Paul Bennett of Manchester, England, who reportedly had his way with a mailbox.

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Walmart Apologizes for ‘Fat Girl Costumes’ Section on its Website

I have to agree, I’m not sure labeling costumes for women with more to love as "Fat Girl Costumes" is the best approach either.

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President Obama’s Coffee Cup Salute – Disrespectful or No Big Deal?

Yesterday, while stepping off Marine One for his visit to the U.N., President Obama saluted the Marines on either side with a coffee cup in his hand.

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Horny Granny Uses 911 to Proposition Responding Officer

A Florida woman was arrested for misusing 911 after she called to complain that the cop wouldn’t have sex with her. 58 year old Maria Montenez-Colon first called about a family argument over who owned her late husband's Corvette.

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Domestic Violence Situation Turns Out to Be Pig Orgy

Police responding to reports of screaming coming from a home in Maine didn't find a victim of domestic violence as they feared. Instead, they found an amorous pig.

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You’ll Never Guess Why Man Claims He Had Sex with Sheep

Back in September, 61-year-old Paul Lovell of London, England was caught doing unspeakable things with a sheep. Well, he’s on trial now, and before you get all judge-y about his preference in partners, Lovell revealed a perfectly good reason for getting all smoove up with livestock.

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