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Axe Body Spray Leads to Evacuation of Daycare

All those jokes about Axe body spray being lethal? They're funny cuz it's true. Case in point, this story.

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Texas Burglary Suspects Caught When Large Stolen Safe Won’t Fit in Small Getaway Car
Hays County Sheriff's Office
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Texas Burglary Suspects Caught When Large Stolen Safe Won’t Fit in Small Getaway Car

They say everything is big in Texas. This burglary suspect's car wasn't big enough.

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Guy Tried to Rob a Store by Pretending to Have a Gun, but Two Employees Beat Him Up
Orleans Parish Sheriff's Office
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Would-Be Robber Gets Beat Up by Store Employees

Surveillance cameras captured employees of a New Orleans burger joint fighting off an armed robber and dishing out a beating that left the man bleeding from the head.

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Women Wanted by Police for Twerking and Groping Stranger
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Women Wanted by Police for Twerking On and Groping Stranger

Police in Washington, D.C., are looking for two women who sexually harassed a guy at a convenience store last month by twerking on him while he was minding his own business...

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Arkansas Woman Arrested After Putting Bourbon in Her Baby's Bottle
Union County Sheriff’s Office
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Arkansas Woman Arrested After Putting Bourbon in Her Baby’s Bottle

A Mt. Holly, Arkansas woman was arrested for felony child endangerment after her baby was hospitalized with a blood-alcohol level of .19

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Escapee Caught After Posting Video on Facebook

Note to all future criminals: law enforcement can access Facebook too.

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Riverside PD
Riverside PD
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Chatty Suspects Rat Themselves Out to Police Camera

A man who was pulled over for drunk driving, and left alone in the back of the police car, inadvertently made things much worse when he started talking to himself about the illegal contraband back at his place.

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Denver District Attorney
Denver District Attorney
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Burglar’s Poopy Underpants Lead to His Arrest

A pair of dirty shorts prevented an alleged thief from making a, ahem, clean getaway following a burglary in Denver.

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Cedar Rapids PD
Cedar Rapids PD
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Iowa Man Busted with a Meth Lab in His Pants

Are those dangerous, illegal chemicals in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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Former Employee Arrested for Robbing East El Paso Whataburger

El Paso police have arrested the man who used a machete to rob an east El Paso Whataburger last week, and it turns out the guy used to work there.

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Man Sets Gas Station Pump and His Car on Fire Trying to Kill Spider with Lighter [VIDEO]

This video will make you shake your head and ask 'what was he thinking?'

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Kosciusko County Sheriff's Department
Kosciusko County Sheriff's Department
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Spooked by Spider, Mom Jumps out of Moving Car Leaving Her Nine-Year-Old Behind

Fear of spiders is universal. One Indiana woman’s reaction to seeing one, however, isn’t.

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