The Stupid News
Mike’s the Stupid News: Women Start Fight After No One Wants to Pay Them to Flash Their Breasts
Yesterday
Last week 28-year-old Alicia Martin and 23-year-old Kathryn Rayannic of St. James City, Florida, were drinking at a bar, and as happens when one over-indulges, they ran out of money. But they wanted to keep drinking, so they started walking around the bar offering to flash the girls for beer money.
Portland P.D Mike’s the Stupid News: Naked Woman Bound and Gagged was ‘Valentine’s Day Role Playing’
6 days ago
Police in Portland, Oregon responded to a call Tuesday night about a naked woman bound and gagged in the back-seat of a car. Nikolas Harbar told officers he and his girlfriend - Stephanie Morgan Pelzner - were "doing some Valentine's Day role-playing.”
Martin County Sheriff's Dept Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Refuses Sobriety Test, Claims Breasts Too Big
3 weeks ago
A Florida woman who was pulled over on suspicion of driving while intoxicated told officers she couldn’t perform a field sobriety test because her breasts were too big.
Mike’s the Stupid News – Toothless Robber Hit up Bank for Denture Money [PHOTOS]
3 weeks ago
A woman who robbed a bank in Waynesburg, Pennsylvania last month, and was described by employees as ‘toothless’ has been arrested after a few weeks on the run. I guess you could say they were robbed at GUM-point!
Cook County Sheriff Mike’s the Stupid News – Man found asleep in SUV, relieves himself on Police Station floor, plays Air-piano
3 weeks ago
A Chicago man, arrested after cops found him passed out in his SUV surrounded by empty beer cans, treated Cook County's finest to an air piano session after first doing his business on the jail room floor
via New York Post Mike’s the Stupid News – School Crossing Sign Outside School Misspelled [PHOTO]
4 weeks ago
These never get old. Outside of Marta Valle High School in Manhattan, city workers recently painted a school crossing warning for motorists.
Chris Hondros/Getty Images Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Arrested For Offering Sexual Favors In Exchange For Chicken McNuggets
January 17, 2012
31 year old Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles took begging to a new low last week allegedly offering to trade sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. Yes, they’re that good!
St. Lucie County Sheriffs Dept Mike’s the Stupid News – Man Arrested after Calling 911 to Claim Cab Driver Kidnapped Him
January 16, 2012
Paul Coombs of Florida was recently arrested after repeatedly calling 911 to claim he'd been kidnapped by his cab driver. The driver told cops that Coombs was rambling incoherently and smelled strongly of urine, so he drove him back to the cab depot where he was picked up.
via Smoking Gun Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Calls Cops to Complain Dealer Sold Her Sugar Instead of Crack
January 16, 2012
Suzanne Basham of Missouri is facing drug charges after calling police to complain she'd paid 40 bucks for some crack cocaine but was sold a bag of sugar instead. On a personal note, I’d be upset too. I know I hate it when I buy sugar and it turns out to be CRACK.
According to the arrest affidavit, Basham called 911, offered up the address of the guys who allegedly tried to give her a sugar high, and asked the 911 operator to send cops over and arrest her dealer for theft.
Mike’s the Stupid News – 62-Year-Old Woman Attacks Husband with Hammer over Judge Judy
January 12, 2012
HAMMER TIME: A 62-year old woman in Florida was arrested after she hit her husband in the head with a hammer while the pair was watching the "Judge Judy" show. Janet Ann Knowles, shown here on the left, apparently became upset with something the judge had said during the show.
Lourdes to Backup Dance on Madonna's World Tour February 22, 2012
El Paso Cosmetic Surgery At KISS-FM's Bridal Expo Part 3 [pix] February 22, 2012
Happy Birthday, Kyle MacLachlan! February 22, 2012
Hollywood Dirt: Adele Flips the Bird at Awards Show with one finger, Wears Engagement Ring on the other & more February 22, 2012
