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Mike’s the Stupid News: Underage Drinkers Pretending to be Cooks Busted When They Couldn’t Turn on the Grill

Police in Carmel, Indiana recently raided the Double Apple Lounge bar and restaurant  after repeated reports it was serving minors.

Mike’s Video Vault: Wedding Vow Pause = Hilarious Fail

When officiating a wedding, it's important to use proper grammar and punctuation, and to know exactly where sentences need pauses.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Zookeeper Saves a Baby Monkey’s Life by Licking Its Butt

Earlier this month, a rare baby monkey at a zoo in China swallowed a whole peanut, which blocked his digestive system and put his life in danger.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Dumb Criminal Busted by Facebook

Seriously, if you're a criminal, it's probably best to keep your Facebook presence to an absolute minimum -- and most especially when committing a crime.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Children Strapped to Hood of a Car

Last week, two Florida grandparents were accused of using their SUV to tow their granddaughter down the street in her toy car after they had a few drinks. This week, an Indiana man and his girlfriend were pulled over by state troopers and cited for drinking and driving with four kids ... ON the car.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Drunk Driver had Monkey in His Car

A Florida man nearly drove cops bananas after they stopped him for barreling down the road at more than 70 miles per hour -- only to find him drunk as a skunk ... and accompanied by a monkey!

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Sherriff Fired for Making Inmates Dance to Usher

A deputy at an Ohio jail was fired after word got out he demanded that inmates who wanted access to prison facilities amuse him first, by dancing to one of his favorite songs.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Grandparents Jailed for Towing Granddaughter behind SUV

A pair of drunken Florida grandparents didn't want to risk putting their seven-year-old granddaughter in the car with them as they drove home, so they put her in her own toy car and towed her behind theirs.

Mike’s the Stupid News: Dentist Pulls All of her Ex’s Teeth Out

A Polish man who dumped his dentist girlfriend for another woman found out the hard, painful way that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Forced to Moonwalk at Gunpoint

An Idaho man proved himself to be really, really “Bad” when he showed his devotion to Michael Jackson -- by pulling a gun on an acquaintance and forcing him to moonwalk!

Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman’s Twitter Taunt Leads to Her Arrest

A woman on the run from the Pearland, Texas police department was arrested after she taunted them on Twitter. Mahogany Mason-Kelly wrote:

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Shoots Girlfriend, Thought She Was a Hog

A Florida man shot his girlfriend on Saturday while out hunting with her. That's bad enough, but the reason he shot her is even worse: