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Mike’s the Stupid News: Mom Lands in Jail after Asking 911 to Scare her Kids

Broward County Sherrifs Department/

A Florida mom learned a valuable lesson when she was arrested after calling 911 to demand that cops teach her toddlers some respect. Melissa Townsend dialed 911 and asked the dispatcher to send a cop over to “scare the s**t out of” her one and three-year-old children because they weren’t “listening to me and they need to learn respect. They need to learn that lesson.”

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When told scary kids wasn’t part of the job description, she called back and asked again. This time cops were sent to her home — to scold her. Angry, and reportedly intoxicated, Townsend kicked one officer in the nuts a couple of times, at which point she was arrested and charged with child endangerment as well as assaulting a police officer. So I guess the police DID teach her kids a lesson; don’t grow up to be like mom.

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