Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Fedex’s Drugs, Gets Busted When He Calls to Check on Delivery Status
A Redwood City, California man stupidly tried to ship methamphetamine and cocaine through the mail, then, got himself arrested after he called FedEx to ask why his packages hadn’t been delivered to their destination in the Philippines!
That would be because the packages containing three kilograms of meth and 100 grams of coke had been intercepted at Customs. But until Gabriel Uribe-Bautista gave FedEx a call, they had no idea who sent them. Guess you can say he delivered himself! Hi-Yo!
Bautista was arrested on charges related to the sale and transport of illegal drugs. Bond was set at one million dollars, although as of this posting Gabriel hasn’t been able to make bail. Aww, man. If only he had, say, three kilos of meth and 100 grams of coke he could sell.