Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Arrested after Attempting to Pick up His Lost Drugs at Police Station

31-year-old Joseph Moody of Mount Oliver, Pennsylvania got some good news and some bad news after he left his bag of marijuana and mushrooms behind at a grocery store.

On the plus side, a Good Samaritan found the package and turned it in to store security, which passed it on to cops for safe keeping.

Not long after, Joseph called the store looking for his bag of drugs. They told him yes, they’d found it, and he could go get it back from the cops.

Moody got the bad news when he was placed under arrest after he actually went to the police station to retrieve the bag. It turns out, if you lose your drugs, you can't just go to the police lost-and-found and get them back -- especially if they’re of the illegal and hallucinogenic kind.