Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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Texas Organization Giving Away Free Guns to Residents
Texas is now giving away free guns to homeowners living in neighborhoods suffering from high crime rates. A new, nonprofit group called the Armed Citizens Project is generating some controversy because they are giving away free pump-action shotguns to citizens seeking protection against the perils of their living environment.
Texas Judge Rules Against Strip Clubs With Sexual One-Liners
A federal judge in Texas issued a ruling earlier this week in the case that he ever so shockingly and sarcastically referred to as “The Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikini Top vs. The (more) Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pastie.”
Drunken Deaf Texas Couple Beat Infant to Death for Crying
Texas authorities say that a deaf couple, allegedly under the influence of alcohol, beat their infant child to death over the weekend because even though they couldn’t actually hear her cries, the fit still made them angry.
Texas District Attorney Apologizes From Jail for Drinking and Driving
Publicly apologizing from jail for breaking the law can’t be easy, especially if you are one of those technically responsible for upholding it. However, that didn’t stop Travis County, Texas District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg from posting a written apology from a state correctional facility over the weekend for drinking and driving at over three times the legal limit.
Texas House Votes to Make False Bomb Threats a Felony Offense
Making phony bomb threats across Texas is no laughing matter, and soon making them on college campuses could result in felony charges.
Earlier this week, the House passed a bill asking for the inclusion of public and private colleges to the list of places where creating false alarms is a felony offense. This is primarily due to an onslaught of fake bomb threats being made across some Texas campuse
Texas Woman Breaks Into Couple’s Home Doggie-Style
When you think of someone doing it doggie-style, this probably isn't what you imagine.
A Texas woman was arrested earlier this week for criminal trespass and criminal mischief after she used the doggy door to break into a couples house and sit in their bathtub buck naked.
Texas Resident Kicked Off Southwest Airlines for Being Too Fat
Apparently, Southwest Airlines is now kicking Texans off their planes for being too fat.
According to reports, 34-year-old Texas resident Matthew Harper was all set to fly from Chicago to Denver when a representative for the airline ordered him to leave his seat and exit the plane.
Texas Judge Says Animal Snuff Films Protected Under First Amendment
It is your First Amendment right in the Lone Star state to videotape the savage abuse and brutal killings of animals.
At least that is according to the latest ruling by U.S. District Judge Sim Lake, a federal judge in Texas, who announced earlier this week that animal “snuff” or “crush” films, as they are commonly referred to, are protected as Freedom of Speech.
Texas House Votes to Put an End to the Lottery
The state of Texas could stand to lose over $1 billion in annual revenue, since earlier today, members of the House surprisingly voted to do away with the Texas Lottery Commission – forever.
Study Finds Black Sabbath Helps Plants Grow
If you intend to show the wicked world a cornucopia of green thumb power this gardening season (and you probably don't, but keep reading) you had better start exposing your precious sweet leaf to plenty of Black Sabbath.
Authorities Say Tango Blast Gang Getting Stronger in El Paso
A fierce prison gang is getting stronger in the Lone Star state.
Texas authorities say that the Tango Blast gang, which was once just a “fad,” is now quite possibly one of the most fearsome gangs across the state of Texas, including El Paso and several other cities. The latest reports from the Texas Department of Public Safety indicate that the up-and-coming gang has some 10,000 members in Texas a
Texas House Passes Bill: El Paso Drivers Still Can’t Use a Cell Phone and Drive
After a much spirited and heated debate, the Texas House finally passed a bill earlier this week that would ban texting and driving. However, El Paso didn’t go down without a fight, as there was reportedly only a couple of votes standing in the way of overturning the cities ban on all cellphone use while behind the wheel.