Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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Doug Stanhope Is Coming to the El Paso Comic Strip
Doug Stanhope may be the best trailer park comedian ever to savagely eat away at the clichés of modern society while completely wound up on toilet narcotics and cheap beer. And while it may seem almost sacrilege for a smart mouth, middle-aged stoner to make a living chain smoking and poking fun at the inhuman condition, it is important to remember that is the American way.
Texas Lawman Fights Illegal Aliens: Thumb Snatchers from the Cocoon Moon [Video]
It is not uncommon to find illegal aliens roaming the streets of Texas, but as far as we can tell, none of them appear to be after our opposing thumbs. – not yet anyway. However, if there ever is an rabid insurgence of green-blooded aliens swooping down from outer space to devour our cattle and rid us of our ability to play with guns, then all we can hope is that a wild-eyed lawman is standing clo
Texas Roadway Signs Say Don’t Drink Then Walk, Bike or Drive [VIDEO]
Not only is it against the law in Texas to drink and drive, but apparently, it is also illegal for Texans to have a few drinks and then walk or ride a bike to their next chosen destination. At least that appears to be the slightly skewed consensus of the reporter in this video.
Texas Restaurant Sells Beer With Domestic Violence Reference
Domestic violence may not be a big hit among the American population, but one Texas restaurant is apparently still getting a vicious kick out of using it to market their business.
Amazon Announces Wine Delivery In Texas
With the exception of collection letters and disconnect notices, almost everyone enjoys receiving packages in the mail, especially when there is booze inside.
Texas Bus Crash Kills Two, Sends Dozens to Area Hospitals
A Texas charter bus transporting a group to Oklahoma for a day at the casinos overturned earlier this morning on a Dallas turnpike, killing two passengers and injuring dozens more.
Tesla Motors Fighting Texas for Right to Sell Vehicles Customer Direct
Electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors was in the Texas state Capitol today lobbying with state officials in hopes that they may soon amend certain laws that would allow the car builder to start selling their vehicles directly to customers.
14 People Wounded After Vicious Stabbing Rampage at Texas College
At least 14 people were wounded earlier today after a disgruntled student went on a wild-eyed stabbing attack at a Texas community college.
According to reports, the stabbings occurred just before noon on the campus of Lone Star Community College. Authorities say that at least 12 people were transported to local hospitals, four of which by helicopter due to the severity of their injuries.
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Join the Implosion Party at the Doubletree El Paso
Stray bullets from across the border have been known to strike City Hall in Downtown El Paso from time to time, but on April 14, you will have the opportunity to watch the whole rotten establishment come crashing down while basking in the lush amenities of a three-star thunderdome.
Texas Wants to Save Drunkards and Boozehounds $17,000 This Year
Getting a DWI in the state of Texas can cost up to $17,000, according to recent statistics from the Texas Department of Transportation.
Deadly Virus Missing From Texas Laboratory [VIDEO]
A highly contagious, rodent borne virus that is said to have claimed the lives of several people is reportedly missing from a laboratory in Texas. Heath officials say they are now concerned about the possibility of this frightening agent getting into the hands of terrorists for use in biological weapons.
Texas Man Charged With Uploading Nude Photos of Former Girlfriend
A Texas man that set out to humiliate is ex-girlfriend by posting nude pictures of her online will now have to face the consequences, according to police.