What’s In the Townsquare Media Trashcan?

Earlier this year, I wrote a piece about Townsquare Media's very own harbinger of warmer weather, the First Roach Of Spring!   Yesterday before I left, there was another interesting thing in the Townsquare Media trashcan...

I walked into the kitchen to get something out of the fridge and saw this tape measure trying to escape it's fate. 

I just HATE that tape measures are only good for one use.  I mean, wouldn't it make more sense to put a little button on them so they could roll up and be used over and over again?

Seems like such a waste......