I don't know about you, but I just can't imagine why people would want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane and skydive. I am completely terrified of flying so skydiving is out of the question, and so is paramotoring.

I ran across this hilarious video recently and while I do enjoy watching this lunatic (IMHO), Anthony Vella, flying around what appears to be the west side on a paramotor, I don't think I would ever be able to do this.

Watching Anthony fly to Walmart to go get peanut butter and jelly is a lot of fun because he is such a goofball, but watching him actually opening up the PB&J in mid-air and managing to get some slathered on the bread had me a little woozy. I did have to sit down when he was squishing that soft delicious white bread because squishing fresh bread should be a felony.

I know Anthony knows what he is doing, and it looks fun and all, but I think I'll just stick to watching cool videos like this, not getting on the flying machine. I prefer a steel cage around me when I fly!