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WATCH BRITNEY SPEARS GIVE PAULY D A LAP DANCE: BRITNEY SPEARS has been known to give her version of a lap dance on her current tour, and, last week in Montreal, opening act DJ PAULY D from "Jersey Shore" was the lucky recepient of one

STUPID STUFF ON THE INTERNET: In celebration of the beginning of summer, the New York Daily News put together a photo gallery of "Beach Bodies We Never Wanted to See".

CHARLIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS = WINNING: Could CHARLIE SHEEN be bringing his winning ways back to "Two and a Half Men"? Maybe so, because according to reports all over the World Wide Web of Misinformation, there's talk CBS is seriously thinking of offering Charlie his old job back.

BABY NEWS:"Us Weekly" is reporting PENELOPE CRUZ had her baby yesterday. Spain's "Hola!" magazine is reporting she had a baby boy, but no word yet on a name.

SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: Does KIM KARDASHIAN have Baby Fever? Yesterday, Kim tweeted this childhood photo of her boyfriend, New York Nets baller Kris Humphries

AS HEARD ON THE SHOW: MIKE has TRICIA do dramatic readings of excerpts from Snooki's new book