Dirt: Jesse James Rushing To the Alter & Celebrity Twitpics
SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: Does KIM KARDASHIAN have Baby Fever? Yesterday, Kim tweeted this childhood photo of her boyfriend, New York Nets baller Kris Humphries ...
And wrote, "I want my son to look like this!" Whoa! Slow your roll girl!
Speaking of Twitpics ... Reality stars collided over the weekend when SNOOKIE and Kim sat courtside at the Dallas Mavericks/New Jersey Nets game. Check out the pic Snooks tweeted ...
Thursday's episode of "Jersey Shore" by the way - the one which captured the aftermath of Snooki's disorderly conduct arrest last year - was the most-watched series broadcast in MTV's 30-year history with 8.9 million viewers.
RUSHING TO THE ALTER: Looks like JESSE JAMES and KAT VON D aren't wasting any time. According to RadarOnline, they plan to get married next month. "Jesse and Kat don't see any reason why they should wait to trade vows," says their source.
"They are madly in love with each other and want to make everything official." (--This will be for the fourth marriage for Jesse and the second for Kat.)
But not everyone is wishing them well ... Michelle “Bombshell” McGee – the mistress who broke the news of his infidelity to SANDRA BULLOCK - offered Kat these words of advice: “He did it to me, he did it to Sandra, he's gonna do it to you, too—once a cheater, always a cheater”
"I was with Jesse during his marriage," She told RadarOnline. "The guy's not faithful, he doesn't have a faithful bone in his body.” But he sure had one in you!!! Hi-Yo!!! Shut up, you know you were thinking it!!!
SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: "Thank you, Lord, for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush" ...
"Laying my hands upon it with peace." -- JESSICA SIMPSON, referring to fiance Eric Johnson
SHOWBIZ QUICKIES: 1.) JIM CARREY has a new girlfriend; ‘America's Next Top Model’ Season 7 contestant Anchal Joseph.
She’s 24, he’s 49 and extremely lucky.
2.) “Celebrity Apprentice” judge and Donald Trump's little girl, Ivanka, has hopped on the Celebrity Baby Boom Bus. Ivanka took to Twitter over the weekend to announce her pregnancey.
3.) Kelsey Grammer wants to get rid of estranged wife and "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" villain Camille this week.
He's asked a judge to grant him the divorce on Wednesday, so she can marrythe girl he fell in love with and left Camille for this past summer, Kayte Walsh.
BLASTS FROM THE PAST: '80s Teen Queens DEBBIE GIBSON and TIFFANY sang together for the first time professionally Saturday night at the Canal Room in New York. They each did the hits that made them stars in the late-'80s before joining forces on Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'."
They'll be together again tonight at the world premiere screening of the campy movie they star in, "Mega Python Versus Gatoroid". It airs Saturday night on the SyFy channel.
Here's the cat fight scene between the two everyone's talking about ...