condoms

According to U.S. Customs and Border Patrol, “several” women were recently stopped trying to smuggle fentanyl wrapped inside condoms in their private regions.

Remember what Forrest Gump said - Life is like a box of condoms. You never know what kind of disgusting diseases you might contract. At least that's what he should have said!

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