Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman’s Twitter Taunt Leads to Her Arrest

A woman on the run from the Pearland, Texas police department was arrested after she taunted them on Twitter. Mahogany Mason-Kelly wrote:

“I still got a warrant in Pearland. Those pigs will never catch me … Never!!!” Naturally, word got back to the Pearland P.D. -- and after some fine detective work, they tracked Mason-Kelly down and nabbed her at Lamar University, where she’s a student.