Mike’s the Stupid News: Prisoner Escaped Dressed in Drag, Busted When He Couldn’t Walk in High Heels [PHOTOS]

Earlier this month in Brazil, incarcerated suspected drug trafficker Ronaldo Silva and his wife came up with a BRILLIANT plan to escape from prison. 

When she came to visit, he put on her clothes, plus a wig, makeup, fake nails, and high heels, and walked out of the prison like he was a visitor.

He actually managed to get past several of the guards and a couple of the cops patrolling on the street, and made it all the way to the nearest bus station before one cop became suspicious.

So what tipped him off? He noticed the "woman" was having a difficult time walking in the high heels. When he got closer, he noticed the "woman" was a man, baby! Ronaldo is now back in prison. 

Check out his new, awesome mug shot ...