Mike’s the Stupid News: Man’s Plan to Kill Ex Involved Dressing up in Bear Carcass [AUDIO/PHOTO]

MAN PLOTS FAKE BEAR ATTACK: The Associated Press reports that Clyde Gardner, of Malone, New York, came up with an unusual plan to get revenge his ex-girlfriend: kill a bear, skin it, and then dress up in the carcass and attack her.

Here's the story, as heard on Mike and Tricia Mornings ...