Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Steals Woman’s Phone Then Sends Her Friend Request

FACEBOOK FIGHTS CRIME: 22-year-old Juan Gonzales Junior of Greeley, Colorado, recently broke into a woman's house and stole her laptop, some bling, and her cell phone. 

A few hours later, the victim got a Facebook friend request from someone she didn't know; a man named Duce Gonzales, which, it turns out, is Juan's nickname.

Yes, that’s right. The guy who stole her cell phone wanted to friend her. But wait, there’s more! He also started texting one of her friends. From her phone!!!  The police were able to use those texts and the Facebook request to locate Juan and arrest him for burglary and theft