Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Busted with 32 Bags of Weed in Court Room

There's dumb, and then there's 29-year-old Marquis Diggs of Jersey City. Diggs was appearing in family court, where his mother was filing a restraining order against him, and was arrested upon arriving on several outstanding warrants.

A subsequent search, however, uncovered 32 bags of marijuana in his coat pocket.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, the court building is located within walking distance of four schools, and under New Jersey state law there are severe penalties for dealers who bring drugs within 1000 feet of school property.

And unless you're ... say, Snoop Dogg ... carrying 32 bags of weed is going to make you a drug dealer. Diggs now faces an extra three years without parole. On the plus side, his mom probably doesn’t need that restraining order now.