Hollywood Dirt – Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Engaged!

KIMYE IS GETTING MARRIED! KANYE PROPOSES TO KIM ON HER BIRTHDAY: KIM KARDASHIAN will be walking down the aisle for the third time! KANYE WEST popped the question yesterday on her 33rd birthday. This is how over the top his proposal was ... he rented out the AT&T Park baseball stadium in San Francisco for the occasion.

According to E! News, after first securing the go-ahead from KRIS JENNER, 'Ye got down on one knee and proposed to Kim with a 15-carat diamond ring as the field's jumbo screen flashed the sign, "PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!"

But wait, there's more! A 50-piece orchestra played Lana Del Rey's "Young and Beautiful," followed by Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo and Kanye's song "Knock You Down." Then, fireworks and Roman candles exploded into the night sky. Swoon! After she said yes, E! says "Kim's nearest and dearest poured out of one of the dugouts."

KIM'S RING: Here’s an interesting note about the “flawless” 15 carat diamond ring Kanye put on Kimmie’s finger; it’s a Lorraine Schwartz – the same designer KRIS HUMPHRIES used! Whaaa?! Yup. Only Kris’ Lorraine Schwartz ring featured a 16.2-karat emerald cut center stone with 1.8-karat side diamonds.

KELLY CLARKSON TIES THE KNOT: In a way more down low manner the the Kimye engagement, KELLY CLARKSON quietly got married at an outdoor ceremony on Sunday. "I'm officially Mrs. Blackstock," she Tweeted, referring to Brandon Blackstock, the stepson of country music legend REBA MCENTIRE, and BLAKE SHELTON'S manager. Kelly also Tweeted out a few wedding photos ...

TODAY IN CELEBRITY HAIR: JOHNNY DEPP has done away with the funky shaggy hair look he pilfered from JOHN MAYER some time ago and is now rocking shorter, almost-yellow dyed hair. That sound you hear is a collective Internet 'Nooooooooooooo!' (PHOTO)

CEE-LO CLEARED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT: It's good news and bad news for CEE LO GREEN, who was in court yesterday to face allegations that he slipped a woman Ecstasy and then sexually assaulted her. The good news is he wasn't charged with rape due to insufficient evidence. The bad news is he's still on the hook for a felony count of furnishing a controlled substance. He pleaded not guilty to the ecstasy charge.

Cee Lo's accuser had claimed that he slipped some Molly in her drink over dinner and the next thing she remembered was waking up naked in his bed. But sources say prosecutors found too many inconsistencies in her story, especially considering she and Cee Lo were dating at the time of the incident and had already been intimate.

However, the D.A.'s office does think it has enough evidence to hit Cee Lo with one count of furnishing ecstasy. He could face up to four years in prison if convicted. But since we don't live in a fantasy world where celebrities are treated like the rest of us, and since it's his first offense, it's more likely that if he is found guilty he'll face no worse than probation.

JUSTIN BIEBER PHOTOS TRIGGER INVESTIGATION: The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has reportedly launched an investigation of a Texas strip club after seeing a photo of JUSTIN BIEBER hanging out at da club holding a Dos Equis. (PHOTO)

Justin, who is only 19-year-old, was photographed looking all hard and holding a beer like the pimp that he thinks he is inside a Houston strip club over the weekend. While the Bieb is in the clear because he wasn’t caught in the act, the club could lose its license if the ABC concludes Bieber was drinking.

Oh, by the way … the, um *clears throat* “dancer” with the unoriginal name of Diamond who Tweeted that Justin had grabbed her butt Tweeted a picture of the stacks of cash Bieb dropped on her. Check out all the ones he made it rain with …

'DANCING' UPDATE - ELIMINATION POSTPONED: Nobody was eliminated from "Dancing With the Stars" last night because of a technical glitch that affected the voting. Apparently, the wrong phone numbers for viewer votes were posted last week which resulted in some votes accidentally cast for the wrong couple.

So, as host TOM BERGERON explained, "in fairness we have decided to discard all the viewer votes and not eliminate anyone this week." For whatever it's worth, JACK OSBOURNE and BILL ENGVALL were the Bottom Two.

ROMANCE REPORT - ASHLEY JUDD AND HUBBY TO GIVE MARRIAGE ANOTHER TRY: ASHLEY JUDD and her estranged hubby, Dario Franchitti, are giving their marriage another go. Sources told Us Weekly after Franchitti, a race car driver, suffered an accident at the Grand Prix of Houston on Oct. 6 that left him with a broken right ankle, two fractured vertebrae and a concussion, Judd “realized how much she loves him." The couple had announced their separation in January after 11 years of marriage.