Dirt: Jolie to Brad; Don’t Talk To Courteney

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP: According to The National Enquirer, ANGELINA JOLIE "flew into a rage" when she found out BRAD PITT had called COURTENEY COX to offer comfort after he'd heard she and DAVID ARQUETTE had split.

Their insider says Angie "accused him of using the Arquette split to reach out to Jen”, adding, “Angie said she wouldn’t be surprised if Jen was sitting right next to Courteney when he called!”

Word is, Angie isn’t down with any sort of friendship between her man and Courtney given that she’s still besties with JENNIFER ANISTON. Whoa! Take a chill pill, Angie. Brad picked you, grrl.

IS LADY GAGA BEING STALKED BY A GHOST???!!!: The amusing but unreliable British tabloids are reporting that LADY GAGA believes she's being stalked by an annoying ghost named Ryan.

The "Daily Star" claims a "member of her touring crew" told them, quote, "She's pretty terrified by this spirit, but more than anything he's annoying her as he won't leave her alone. He's hasn't been doing anything too violent or scary but she's freaked out by his presence."

So what is Lady Gaga doing about it? Well, just the usual things. She had a medium help her hold some sort of séance recently to try to get rid of him . . . and she's spent "thousands of dollars" on, quote, "ghostbusters."

IN DENIAL: BRET MICHAELS is denying he wasn't a bad boy with MILEY'S mom. The rocker is calling tabloid reports that his affair with Tish Cyrus prompted her split with hubby Billy Ray "unfounded and a complete fabrication."

He goes on to say, "It's unfortunate that the sad breakup of Billy Ray and Tish has to be further tainted with these lies being reported."

NO REGRETS: LeANN RIMES says she has no regrets about her affair with current boyfriend EDDIE CIBRIAN. She spoke about the affair which led to the divorce of her marriage and Eddie's marriage with ABC’s Robin Roberts last night.

Simply: LeAnn and Eddie had marriages that weren’t working, and they fell in love on set of their 'Lifetime' movie last year. She added “What happened is not who I am, period” and she hopes that people will one day accept their relationship.

CHARLIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS: CHARLIE SHEEN pulled yet another fast one on estranged wife Brooke Mueller by filing for divorce, shortly after convincing her to wait 12 months before serving HIM with papers.

RadarOnline claims Charlie did the end run to divert attention from the now infamous incident in which he was found naked and stoned in a trashed Big Apple hotel room. The site quotes a source close to the couple as saying, "Brooke...was absolutely blindsided by the filing as it came out of left field."

KATY'S TA-TA'S: Would KATY PERRY have gotten anywhere without her cleavage? That question can never be answered, but it was almost put to the test.