Hollywood Dirt: Jessica Simpson Still Pregnant, Chelsea Handler Puts Angelina Jolie on Blast & More
BABY POOP - JESSICA SIMPSON STILL PREGNANT: Word on the World Wide Web of Misinformation over the weekend was that JESSICA SIMPSON had given birth. She didn't.
We know this for sure because Saturday she Tweeted, quote, "To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl, I'm still pregnant!! Don't believe what you read ladies and gents." It's possible a recent issue of 'OK' magazine featuring Jessica on the cover with a baby who belongs to someone else and the headline "My First Days as a New Mom" is to blame.
ROMANCE REPORT - KIM AND KANYE TOGETHER IN THE NYC: KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST spent time together in New York City again this weekend. They were spotted having drinks Friday night at the Mercer Hotel. Then, after a sleepover at Kanye's pad, they spent Saturday shopping together. Saturday night, they had dinner with Kim's mom KRIS, plus KHLOE and her husband LAMAR ODOM. Although neither has confirmed they are a couple, Kim was back in L.A. yesterday wearing earrings with the initials "K.W."
CHELSEA HANDER SAYS ANGELINA CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH YOUR MAN: CHELSEA HANDLER graces the cover of "More" magazine this month, and, in the accompanying interview, was asked to name someone who would be the opposite of a "girl's girl." Her reply?
"Probably Angelina Jolie," she said. Then added, "[Angelina] doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with. You just know as a woman, when you see another woman, if that's a woman you can trust." It should be noted that Chelsea is totally TEAM ANISTON. Not only are she and Jen besties, but Handler has0publicly dissed Angie before, calling her a homewrecker in the past.
On a related note ... The "National Enquirer" claims BRAD PITT called Jennifer to tell her he was marrying Angelina about a week before we all heard the news, and Jen supposedly "sank to the ground in a heap." The news supposeldy "hit Jennifer like a ton of bricks" because "Jen never actually believed that Brad would actually marry Angie."
SPLITSVILLE - POPULATION 'THE DOG WHISPERER': "Dog Whisperer" CESAR MILLAN'S divorce has been finalized. And according to court documents, he's been ordered to pay his ex-wife a lump sum of $400,000 -- plus $23,000 a month in alimony and $10,000 a month in child support.
Millan stated in the divorce proceedings his income is about $170,000 a month! Wow! Dog whispering pays way more than I ever imagined.
Here's where it makes you go 'hmmmm': In return, TMZ says she had to sign a privacy clause that would bar her from releasing "intimate, personal and/or private information about [Cesar], including details of their personal and/or sexual relationships."
In addition, any "photograph, film, videotape, recording ... which is not commercially available" must remain private. That sounds like legal speak for sex tape to me. Yikes!!! What the hell was he whispering to all those dogs???!!!
ROMANCE REPORT - ARE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JESSICA BIEL PLANNING ITALIAN WEDDING???: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and fiancée JESSICA BIEL were spotted in Italy earlier this month, prompting Us Weekly to suggest they may be planning to tie the knot there.
According to the mag, Justin and Jessica traveled to Naples, and took a boat tour to the island of Capri, where they reportedly checked out a wedding venue.
Meanwhile ... it seems JT has a lot more work to do then helping Jessica pick out the wedding venue. According to "Star" magazine, Jessica may have forgiven him for his reported infidelity but her parents are supposedly less willing to let it go. Justin has reportedly tried to win over Jessica's family with gifts and getting a job for Jessica's brother but the tabloid claims it isn't working as much as Justin would like.
MAZEL TOV!: 71-year-old NEIL DIAMOND married his 42-year-old girlfriend - slash - manager Katie McNeil on Saturday. This is Diamond's third marriage and McNeil's first.