HEIDI KLUM ADMITS TO FORNICATING WITH THE HELP: HEIDI KLUM admitted on national TV yesterday that she is indeed in a relationship with her bodyguard -- but insisted not while married to Seal. Heidi, who filed for divorce in April, fessed up on Katie Couric's new talk show yesterday, saying she's known Martin Kirsten for four years, but their relationship "just started." Quote, "[Martin]'s a great man and recently we just got to know each other from a completely different side.” Yeah, the inside! Hi-Yo

BRITNEY SPEARS COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP: BRITNEY SPEARS' handlers are said to be keeping a close eye on her now that she's on 'X Factor' -- making sure that she never gets within sniffing distance of an adult beverage.

A source supposedly close to Brit tells 'Us Weekly' that her people made sure booze was removed from her path while on the show's audition tour. Those around her were required to "empty the mini-bars of all alcohol," and to make sure "no gifts of wine or any other alcoholic beverages" found their way to her. TMZ took things one step further, quoting a court document saying that the ban is due in part to a "serious medical issue that prevents her from making consistently sound decisions."


AMANDA BYNES'  REEFER MADNESS: TMZ hit up the 'net yesterday with "exclusive" photos of AMANDA BYNES still driving on a suspended license, and this time under questionable mental capacity. The pictures the gossip site published show Bynes taking hits from what appears to be a one-hitter pipe. (PHOTO)

According to TMZ, Amanda drove aimlessly around L.A. for most of the day, stopping occasionally to re-load her pipe and take another toke. (PHOTO)

Last month, the DMV suspended her license. Earlier this year, she'd been involved in a couple of "hit & run" accidents and refused to take a sobriety test.

LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY TRYING TO GET OUT OF SCARY MOVIE CAMEO: More on-set LINDSAY LOHAN drama. Linds recently signed on for a small role in 'Scary Movie 5,' but word on the street is she had a change of heart after discovering the role makes fun of her. 'The New York Post' reports that Lindsay “freaked out” after reading the script, which their source described as “[going] pretty hard at Lindsay.”

Last week she allegedly skipped rehearsals and missed her flight, and showed up only after being threatened with a lawsuit. Oh, and the studio had to send a private jet to New York to pick her up. Lindsay claims she missed rehearsals because she had “walking pneumonia.”


BABY POOP - NICK LACHEY BECOMES A PROUD PAPPA/GIULIANA AND BILL’S BABY MAKES MAGAZINE DEBUT: NICK LACHEY and his wife VANESSA announced via People magazine yesterday that they are proud parents of a bouncing baby boy. “We are incredibly proud to announce the birth of...Camden John Lachey," the couple said in a statement. "Born [Wednesday] at 6:54 p.m., he came into this world at 8 pounds, 9 ounces and 21 inches. Love has truly been redefined for both of us."

2. GIULIANA and BILL RANCIC are showing off their newborn son Edward Duke on the cover of this week’s ‘In Style’ magazine. The child, who they call Duke, was born August 29th via gestational surrogate.

“I had always heard that when you have a baby it completes your life - and it’s true,” said Giuliana. “I love my baby and I love my new role.” As for the name, Edward is after both Bill’s late father, and Giuliana’s dad. “It was a way to honor them,” she explains. “And Duke means leader.”

ACTRESS TWEETS OUT TOPLESS PHOTO: ALISON PILL -- whom you may know from the HBO series "The Newsroom" or the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" -- apparently had a bit of a tech problem yesterday.

Pill somehow tweeted a topless picture of herself to ALL 13 thousand of her followers. Alison is engaged to actor Jay Baruchel so perhaps it was meant for his eyes only?

Although she was quick to take it down, the damage was already done. Pill owned up to the mistake a little later, tweeting, “Yep. That picture happened. Ugh. My tech issues have now reached new heights, apparently." No apologies necessary, Alison. The hot for teacher glasses are a nice bonus, by the way.

CELEBRITIES BEHAVING BADLY - MICHAEL MADSEN: MICHAEL MADSEN was arrested for DUI Wednesday afternoon while driving up the Pacific Coast Highway. According to TMZ, Madsen was popped after someone called 911 to report a car that was driving erratically. He was given a field sobriety test, which he failed, after cops says they smelled alcohol on him. Word is he then blew a .21 on the breathalyzr, well over the legal limit of .08.

While being booked, TMZ reports Madsen complained about some kind of illness, and was taken to a nearby hospital instead of a jail cell. Madsen's attorney is denying his client failed the field sobriety test, and says that he believes "that the breathalyzer test is flawed." He adds that the whole thing is just a big misunderstanding.

Here's a photo of Michael's sweet ride being towed.