Here Is A List Of Super Bowl Alternatives

Well, ladies and gents, it's that time of year, when everyone is talking about Super Bowl commercials, chile con queso, football, and FOOD!  I wanna eat and eat and eat, but I have to watch something other than the pigskin sooooooooo you can WATCH numerous "bowls" and "marathons!"

First, lets talk about the ALTERNATIVE BOWLS!

• Puppy Bowl XIII (930 a.m.-MIDNIGHT) Animal Planet
• Kitten Bowl IV (10 a.m.-7 p.m.) Hallmark Channel
• Fish Bowl IV (2 p.m.-7 p.m.) Nat Geo Wild

Second, we have TV marathons!

• The Walking Dead (6 a.m.-2 a.m.) AMC
• Star Trek (10 a.m.-MIDNIGHT) BBC America
• The Real Housewives of Atlanta (1 p.m.-9 p.m.) Bravo
• CSI: Miami (8 a.m-3 a.m.) WE
• Snapped (6 a.m.-1 a.m.) Oxygen
• Meet the Browns (NOON-6 p.m.) BET
• American Pickers (2 p.m.-2 a.m.) History
• Hoarders (2 p.m.-1 a.m.) A&E
• Ghost Wisperer (11 a.m.-8 p.m.) POP
• Family Feud (4 p.m.-11 p.m.) GSN
• Texas Flip N Move (5 a.m.-2 a.m.) DIY
• South Park (2:30 p.m.-10 p.m.) Comedy Central
• Golden Girls (6 a.m.-2 p.m.) TV Land
• Law & Order: SVU (8 a.m.-9 p.m.) USA
• Friends (6 a.m.-4 p.m.) tbs
• Rock of Love (Now-monday 4 a.m.) VH1
• Undercover Boss (Noon-1 a.m.) OWN
• A Haunting (7 a.m.-1 a.m.) Destination America
• Cops (9 a.m.-11 p.m.) Spike
• Impractical Jokers (8 a.m.-2 a.m.) tru TV
• White Collar (7 a.m.-11 p.m.) ion TV

Third, MOVIES!

• Naked Gun 1-3 (9 a.m.-3pm) Sundance TV
• The Omen 1-4 (5 a.m.-7:30 p.m.) IFC
• Harry Potter (5 a.m.-10 p.m.) FreeForm
• Beethoven 1-7 (9:25-7 p.m.) movieplex