Two grubby thieves decided that they really needed a game console from an East El Paso Game Stop, but they weren't content to just steal the console, they thought that it was necessary to punch a female employee in the face in the process.

We need to catch these idiots. Here's what these jackasses look like:


El Paso Police say that the robbery happened the night of January 12 at the Game Stop located at 1830 N. Zaragoza. The suspects asked employees if the store had an Xbox One X NBA 2k19 bundle in stock. The employees got the items and put them on the counter while the men wandered around the store looking at other merchandise. A couple of minutes later, the thieves walked up to the counter and punched the female employee in the face before taking off with the game bundle.

The Game Stop employees ran after the suspects but the suspects allegedly said they would shoot the employees is they continued to follow them.

I mean, seriously, who the hell does this? Oh, I know, jerkfaces like these guys:


Both morons are described as Hispanic men in their early to middle 20s with light complexions, short hair, and medium builds. Moron 1 was light blue T-shirt with the word "Fox" on it, a white long-sleeved undershirt, light blue jeans, and black sneakers. Moron 2 was wearing a black bomber jacket, a white button-up shirt, and light blue jeans.

If you know anything about these idiots, please call Crime Stoppers of El Paso at 566-8477(TIPS), or go online at You will remain anonymous and, if your tip leads to an arrest, you can qualify for a cash reward.

Come on El Paso, let's find these turds.