Drunk Dude Breaks into House, Passes Out Next to 150 lb. Dog
This guy went *a little* too hard on New Years Eve...
CBS 58 reports that a drunk man in Waukesha, Wisconsin wandered into someone else's home in the early morning hours on Tuesday and passed out on a dog bed, next to a 150-pound Mastiff.
I guess he's lucky the dog was friendly? Although if the homeowner thought they had a super-vigilant guard dog, they might want to think again...
The homeowner woke to find the man sleeping in the living room next to the dog and called police. It's believed he entered through an unlocked side door.
My favorite part of CBS 58's article sounds like it's throwing a bit of shade:
The man was returned to his home where he lives with his mom."
Apparently the homeowner was feeling the holiday spirit, because no complaint was filed.