Stupid News: Woman Arrested For Crashing Car While Shaving Private Parts & Man Escapes, Gets Caught At Home Depot Trying To Remove Handcuffs

Woman Arrested For Crashing Car While Shaving Private Parts ... A Florida woman is in police custody after officers say she plowed into the back of a pick-up truck going 45 miles an hour. They suspect she had a slower reaction time than most because she was shaving her bikini area at the time of the accident.

Upon questioning, Megan Mariah Barnes (above) admitted to police she was on her way to Key West, Florida to meet up with her boyfriend and wanted to be “ready.” Luckily no one was hurt in the accident … but it was a close shave! Hi-Yo!!!

 Man Escapes from Police Then Gets Caught At Home Depot Trying To Remove Handcuffs ... Police in Pensacola, Florida arrested an as yet unidentified man for battery after he got into a fight Sunday morning. He was handcuffed and taken to the hospital to be treated for injuries.

 It was there at the hospital that he somehow managed to escape despite still being handcuffed. He was re-arrested about an hour later after police got a call from employees at a nearby Home Depot that there was a guy in handcuffs trying to buy at a tool to remove them.