Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Tries To Sneak Husband Out of Mexican Prison in Suitcase

Woman Caught Trying to Smuggle Her Man Out of Prison in a Suitcase: It began with a conjugal visit, and ended with a prison break attempt. Nineteen-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona used the privacy of the conjugal visit room in a Mexican prison to stuff her common law husband Juan Ramirez Tijerina in a suitcase, then attempted to roll him out of prison!!!

Unfortunately for the creative love birds, the bulky suitcase and Maria's nervous looks made the guards suspicious enough to stop and questioned her. When they looked through the suitcase, here's what they found ...

The contortionist con was returned to his cell, and del Mar Arjona was arrested. You've got to love a woman this loyal. She stays with you while you're in prison, shows up for conjugal visits and risks prison time to try to help you escape. We should all be so lucky.