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Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Poops on Floor after Finding Husband in Bed with Mistress

Indian River County Sheriffs Office

A Florida woman found a unique way to comment on her husband’s crappy behavior – by pooping on the floor outside the bedroom after finding him in bed with another woman.

Brenda Schumann of Vero Beach, Florida, let off some steam by, well, leaving the steamer on the carpet when she caught the her husband in the act with his mistress.

According to the police report, she then grabbed a gun and began blasting away at items her hubby valued before dropping the weapon and fleeing the scene.

Cops tracked her down at a nearby apartment and charged her with domestic violence and assault

When questioned by police, she reportedly told the deputy, ‘I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?’ Well, not crap on the floor for starters.

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