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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Calls Cops to Complain Dealer Sold Her Sugar Instead of Crack

Suzanne Basham of Missouri is facing drug charges after calling police to complain she’d paid 40 bucks for some crack cocaine but was sold a bag of sugar instead. On a personal note, I’d be upset too. I know I hate it when I buy sugar and it turns out to be CRACK.

According to the arrest affidavit, Basham called 911, offered up the address of the guys who allegedly tried to give her a sugar high, and asked the 911 operator to send cops over and arrest her dealer for theft. Oh, and secure her a refund as well. Police responding to Basham’s call found her to be in possession of a crack pipe — a crime in itself – and cited her for possession of drug paraphernalia

via Smoking Gun

Okay, kids, how many times does your Uncle Mikey have to tell you: When your dealer doesn’t provide you with the illegal substance you thought you were paying for, or otherwise cheats you, DO NOT call 9-1-1. That would be more of a Better Business Bureau matter!

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