Mike’s the Stupid News: Man’s Excuse for Running around Naked? It’s ‘Opposite Day’!
Indianapolis P.D got a call late Tuesday afternoon that a naked man was walking down the street. Sure enough, when cops arrived on the scene, they found 19-year-old Leonard Fodera naked as a jay bird, as they say. Leonard proceeded to inform them he was naked because, quote, “it’s opposite day.” Opposite Day,in case you don’t know, is a word game usually played by school children where statements mean the opposite of what they usually mean.
As good of an excuse as that was, one of the cops had an equally strong response. “Fine,” Officer Michael O’Connor replied. “In that case, you are NOT going to jail for public indecency.” Hi-Yo! A cop with a sense of humor, for a change!
Watch: “Opposite Day” — A SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one in which Squidward tells SpongeBob it’s Opposite Day in order to keep him away from his house …