Mike’s the Stupid News: Florida Woman Drives Topless, Leads Deputy On High Speed Chase

A Florida woman who led police on a car chase had a revealing reason for her crime: she was driving topless!

Mandy Ramsey, of Fort McCoy, Florida, was allegedly speeding when a patrol car attempted to pull her over.

Ramsey chose not to stop, instead turning, running a stop sign and eventually hitting an oak tree. And yet she STILL managed to evade the cops.

They tracked her down two hours later in her boyfriend's trailer park, and that's when Ramsey admitted to deputies that she didn't stop because she didn't want them to see her with her top down, so to speak.

And why was she was driving topless? Because she was on her way to her boyfriend's house to surprise him. Best. Girlfriend. Ever.

She was arrested for fleeing and eluding law enforcement and released on bond.