Mike’s the Stupid News: Botox Thief Skips Out on Bill after Posing for Photo

BOTOX BANDIT: A woman who wanted to stiffen her face ended up stiffing the doctor instead! Police in Christchurch, New Zealand are looking for a woman who had work done on her frown lines and crow’s feet totalling $780, then left without paying. Showing no emotion, I’m sure. Hi-Yo!!!

Cops say she gave the clinic a fake name, address and phone number, but not before she …wait for it … posed for a “before-treatment” photo!!!